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Alex Kuczynski alerted us to the growing hegemony of "Scrotal Waxing" in Manhattan where "our girlfriends and wives will put them in their mouths." Now -- from History to Farce -- Simon Doonan officially ends the trend. A "Manhattan business bloke" -- the uncoolest bastards in the universe -- has attached himself -- Eew -- to the unscruffy scrotal sac. From TheObserver:
"Known among practitioners as 'back, sack and crack,' this trend concerns male hetero hair removal. Yes, below the waist. Eeeeeuw!
"Here's what one well-known Manhattan business bloke told me last week: 'I have no f*cking idea why you gay guys are so into that godawful Danish modern furniture. It's freaky and ugly, But I've totally gotta give it up to you on the ball-waxing,' he ranted under conditions of extreme anonymity, adding, 'Wow! What a brilliant invention. Thanks a bunch!' You're welcome?"
Blame Alex K.
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