Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Scrotal Waxing: End of the Trend



(image via ainelevia)

Alex Kuczynski alerted us to the growing hegemony of "Scrotal Waxing" in Manhattan where "our girlfriends and wives will put them in their mouths." Now -- from History to Farce -- Simon Doonan officially ends the trend. A "Manhattan business bloke" -- the uncoolest bastards in the universe -- has attached himself -- Eew -- to the unscruffy scrotal sac. From TheObserver:

"Known among practitioners as 'back, sack and crack,' this trend concerns male hetero hair removal. Yes, below the waist. Eeeeeuw!

"Here's what one well-known Manhattan business bloke told me last week: 'I have no f*cking idea why you gay guys are so into that godawful Danish modern furniture. It's freaky and ugly, But I've totally gotta give it up to you on the ball-waxing,' he ranted under conditions of extreme anonymity, adding, 'Wow! What a brilliant invention. Thanks a bunch!' You're welcome?"

Blame Alex K.

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