Cuba Gooding, Trauma Expert



Stupendously crappy actor Cuba Gooding, Jr. who shucked and jived so marvelously en route to fetching his Oscar (Averted Gaze)knows something about quick thinking in an emergency. According to our pal gatecrasher:

"Actor Cuba Gooding Jr. is being called a hero after taking quick action that may have saved a shooting victim's life.

"The 39-year-old Oscar winner was waiting in his car outside a Hollywood restaurant 'when he heard four gunshots,' says a source.

"'Cuba was picking up dinner for his family on the night of Memorial Day,' says the spy. 'He saw a young kid holding his head and walked toward him. The kid was bleeding from his neck and collapsed.'

"Gooding cradled the victim, described as a man around 20 years old, and called into the restaurant for towels. 'They came out with paper towels and he said, 'No, we need real towels!' says the source."

No doubt Gooding mastered the Art of Sangfroid in a Battlefield Scenario from having participated, unfortunately, in so many Hollywood "Bombs.(Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)."