Lindsay Lohan Tried to Grope Mariah Carey's Bottom



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Did LiLo attempt to grope Mariah's golden, curvaceous hindquarters? We all know Mariah needed guidance. Butt -- and you'll excuse the bun -- ought Lindsay Lohan's unsteady hands be the vehicle for that locomotion? Something called "Lee Weaver," a burly bodyguard in LiLo's sordid employ for two years, spills the beans -- no doubt for some ducets -- on what he saw on the job. According to the extremely downmarket newsoftheworld:

"'She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills,' says Lee. 'I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs.

"'I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey's bottom and boobs one night as they danced."

The interplay of freckles on that toffee-colored confection boggles the imagination and compels us to say, a propos of nothing: "So Hott."

(Newsoftheworld)

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