K-Fed's Obnoxious Fertility Correction: Not True

(NOTE: Shar Jackson DENIES that she is pregnant; and we died a little having to "report" that on this generally high-toned blog)



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Aren't we all a little K-Fed up with the obnoxious fertility of Kevin Feterline? The Fertiline -- as we like to call him -- is once again "Papazao"-ing out rugrats at what can only be properly construed as .. bacterial velocity (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). And, further, K-Fed conjures his brood at indecent intervals. He's country! From Cindy Adams today:

"KEVIN Federline may have morning sickness, which could last for nine months when he reads this - but this is to tell him his on-again-off-again-and-for-sure-lately very on-again romance with Shar Jackson seems to have produced yet another baby between them. She's into her seventh week, and at the instant I write this he doesn't know."

Swell, elegant -- Swellegant. (NYPost)