Media-Whore's D'oevres



"Howard (Stern) said that Pam (Anderson) was there with Magician Hans Klok. The two of them came in and Howard told Pam she's looking great .. Howard asked Pam what she's doing with this Hans Klok guy. She's actually working with him in Vegas .. Howard read that Pam was going to earn 3 million bucks for doing this show for 3 months. Pam said that they're very generous out there in Vegas. She said that they gave her a jet of her own and she has to be out there on Thursday and she's home by Saturday .. Pam told Howard about her kids and how they wanted to go see ''Borat'' and she thought they might be a little young to see it. She had to tell them about the sex tape since they were learning about all of that kind of stuff. She said that they won't be surprised if it ever comes up." (Marksfriggin)

"On the rooftop over at Pop Rocks, the guest of honor was MIKE JONES, the escort who blew the whistle, among other things, on REVEREND TED HAGGARD. Jones—who poetically looks like a cross between JEFF GANNON and JOHN PAULUS—told me that "when the mass media converged on me, I needed help, but the HRC never called back. I guess they think I'm a poor representation of the gay community. It's disappointing to me. But some gay people see me as a hero. Even KARL ROVE mentioned the Haggard scandal as one of the reasons the Republicans lost!' Is saggy Haggard a professional liar? 'He says he only met me one time for a massage,' related Jones, 'and he bought drugs from me and threw them away. But it was actually three years of more than massages. And I didn't buy him drugs, I hooked him up—and he did not throw them away.' Most importantly, darling: top or bottom? "He was a bottom one time," said Jones. "He wanted to try it, but he had a hard time of it." (MichaelMusto)

"Ever-Unpredictable Aquarius: "The New York Observer's Azi Paybarah reports that Mike Bloomberg, New York's nominally Republican Mayor, just switched his party registration to 'blank.' The news comes a day after he gave a scalding speech condemning the field of presidential candidates that, if he's not running for President himself, is very hard to understand. His statement on changing his registration also seems to point to an Independent run. His top political aide, Kevin Sheekey, responded twice to my incredulous emails today with the words 'not running.' But if he's not running, what is he doing? (BenSmith)