Friday, June 22, 2007

Kate Moss to Make Pete Doherty: "(Makes Him) Happier Than Any Given Smackhead"



Blowcane .. It's a Hell of a Drug; but then again, so is Love. If there would be a column that -- in its name -- clearly captures the slimy, ungenty essence of Pete Doherty -- Eew -- it would have to be something called "The 3AM Girls (Averted Gaze)." And, of course, it would have to be outcalls only. And you'd have to take a dose of penecillin immediately thereafter. From the soi-dissant 3AMGirls:

"PETE Doherty has finally confirmed that he WILL marry Kate Moss this summer - as long as he is 'smack and needle-free'."

Greasy! Summer lovin' had me some crack/ Summer lovin' happened so fast

"The junkie rocker lifted the lid on his relationship with the supermodel in his explosive journals, published yesterday ..

"..The revelations - contained in his long-awaited coffee table tome, The Books of Albion (£20 a pop in hardback) - offer a fascinating insight into his tortured relationship and violent rows with Moss.

In an entry penned on January 31, 2007, during a stint in rehab, the Babyshambles star writes: ' ...smack and needle-free we shall marry in the summer and I become 10 times happier than any given smackhead. Huzzah!'"

Huzzah indeed. it doesn't stop there, of course. More:

"But he also lifts the lid on their arguments, including one furious bust-up on a Eurostar train from Paris to London in July 2005 when the couple were returning from designer Hedi Slimane's birthday celebrations.

"Kate and I f****** and fighting all the way on the Eurostar until finally blood runs down my palm and up my head, and before I leg it to oblivion leaving her at the station calling me a this, that and the other and a so-and-so (accompanied by hand gestures)... "

In a second entry, Doherty also tells how they clash over his habit of sitting in the potting shed at her home in the Cotswolds.

"My dear sweet love would appear to be in somewhat of a rage perhaps due to my being decamped to the potting shed this cold rainy night," he writes.

"'You're sat there in your hovel in your own s**t, wallowing in self-indulgence'. The Lord knows it's a consistent response."

But Doherty also clearly adores Moss, who has a four-year-old daughter Lila Grace. "For single mothers everywhere in love with crackheads, you are a shining light of hope," he says. 'Hold me in your arms and I want for nothing... but your sweet scent, your soft supple body and skin.'"

The full, skincrawling account of Pete Doherty, former rent boy, and the two loves of his life, Kate and The Crackrock (In no particular order). (3AM)

No comments: