Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Fran Drescher For Congress?



(image via answers)

Congresswoman Fran Drescher? Could you imagine that cloying laughter amplified ten-thousandfold through the halls of Congress? Well, she couldn't be worse than some of the other celebrity politicians that we have elected like the late Sonny Bono, or, the Congressman from the band Orleans who sand "Dance with Me" (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). From Marksfriggin:

"Howard said that Fran Drescher was there to talk about this cancer thing she's doing. She's thinking of running for congress based on this Cancer Schmancer thing. Fran came in a short time later and said that she's seen him working out at the gym she goes to and he's amazing. Howard asked her about this congress thing and if she's going to run. She said she really didn't know at this point. She said if she does, it would be from New York even though she loves in both New York and California. Howard asked her if she knows about politics. SHE claimed she did but when she was asked who decides on if we go to war, she didn't know it was Congress. She thought it was the President."

In her defense, Congress authorizes the war. This blog, however, will withhold endoresements until we see the rest of her, uh, platform.

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