Fitty and Fergie



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That the Princess of York, who didn't once suck the toes of a louch Texan millionaire, held hands a little longer than usual with 50 Cent -- we cannot fail to note -- had Nothing to do with the breathless Forbes Magazine reports of Fitty's $100-plus million unexpected windfall. Nothing.

But it does tend to erase uneasy memories of the fact that he has bullet fragmants in his tongue.