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Sometimes we simply loathe the fact that we come from an overcosmeticized blue state, and this, dear readers, is the reason why. Two words: "Scrotal Waxing." (A considerable pause) We've been around the block, dear reader, we have seen some fucked up shit ... but this ... robs us of our usual witty repartee. Metrosexuality has, officially and unequivocally, jumped the goddam shark. Dedicated materialist and Old Gray Lady scribbler Alex Kucynsky According to the papermag blog:
"Consider this quote from Alex, taken from an article from the forthcoming December/January issue of PAPER Magazine, on stands next month:
"'I was at a dinner party the other night with two very straight male friends, and they called me over and they were like, 'Alex, you've got get your husband to call this person now--it will make his life so much better.' I was like, 'What does this person do?' 'Scrotal waxing,' they told me. I'm not joking. They were euphoric. They were like, 'Now our girlfriends and wives will put them in their mouths!'"
Thanks for sharing, Alex! It's almost as tasty a slice of dish as when you told us PR powerhouse Peggy Siegal had plastic surgery to transfer "material" from her ass to her face.
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