Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Nick Carter and Debbie Lafave



(image via anekdota)

Apparently bloated ex-boybander Nick Carter, who cried like a wounded bitch when arrested in Talahassee, lost his virginity to Debbie Lafave, who is -- we shall not call her slutty -- "charitable (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)." Once again, The Corsair cannot speak for the opposite sex, but Debbie Lafave having sex with a heterosexual 16 year old boy cannot possibly be construed as sexual abuse by anyone with a rational mind. Nick Carter says as much. From Marksfriggin:

"Nick said that the way you get a Paris Hilton is to hold out and not do her on the first date. Howard figured that Nick was getting laid a lot while he was in the Backstreet Boys. Nick actually lost his virginity to a teacher. He was only 16 at the time. Howard knew the story so he filled Robin in on it. The woman was Debbie Lafave, the woman who eventually got accused of having sex with one of her students. Howard said that was a great story and he didn't know that he had lost his virginity to her. Howard said she's the one who was just in the news recently getting interviewed by Matt Lauer. Nick said that he hopes this doesn't get him in trouble. He went on to tell a story about how he broke up with Debbie because she admitted to have cheated on him with a chick.

"Gary came in and said that someone sent him an article about Aaron that was pretty interesting. Howard told him they weren't up to Aaron yet so they held off on that one. Howard got back to Nick and asked him if he felt bad for Debbie when she got caught and arrested for banging her student. Nick said he doesn't think she's got mental problems and he doesn't feel sorry for her at all."

Rather, we feel sorry for her husband and her kids.

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