Paris' Weed Stash



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Paris, who recently signed a peace accord with Nicole, was seen out in public with a stash of what looks to The Corsair to be to be some mighty fine "hydroponic" with crystallized yum-yum (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). According to the extremely downmarket Newsoftheworld:

"... The 25-year-old hotel heiress had no reservations displaying what looked a lot like skunk cannabis at a Milan fashion bash.

"One onlooker said: 'She didn't really care if anyone saw it.

"'Paris had her bag open for quite a while as she applied lip gloss.

"'There were a few shocked faces around her but she carried on chatting away.'"

On, we imagine, the folly of String Theory, the causes of the Pelopennesian War, Ambassador Galbraith's tripartite Iraq Theory, why Bill Carter's wonderful Desperate Networks failed to become a bestseller, and, to be sure, the Meaning of Life.