Does Chris O'Donnell Want "Mango"?



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On the face of it the aesthetics are magnificently disgusting (The Corsair listlessly imbibes a Chateau Lafite Rothschild 2003 Bordeaux). Imagine man-on-man action between comedian Chris Kattan and the nebulous Chris O'Donnell. Further, according to Jim Breuer, Chris Kattan is disreputable -- a comedic thief (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment), a freak without warning. So take this with a grain of salt, or, better yet, a dash of "Mango (Averted Gaze)." That having been said, Chris Kattan told a rather ... improbable tale ... involving the charismatically-challenged Chris O'Donnell on Howard Stern today, to wit (via marksfriggin):

"Chris (Kattan)... told a story about going to Cabo for a bachelor party down there. He said he ran into Chris O'Donnell at the airport and he was wondering what had happened to him since he was in Batman. He said hello to the guy like all celebrities do. O'Donnell's wife sat next to him on the flight while Chris sat about 2 rows in front of him. He said he fell asleep and when he woke up a couple of hours later he noticed that O'Donnell was staring at him. Then he looked over and saw his wife turned away trying to eat a salad. Then he noticed that he had an erection. He said he doesn't know how long he had it.

"Chris said that O'Donnell wouldn't talk to him after they got off the flight."

Mama said what? (Marksfriggin)