Is The Hoff Manic?



Jesus Christ (No, just Hasselhoff)! (image via ariped)


Don't Hassel the Hoff. That gigantic summersquash sized head of The Hoff's can be seen, it seems, literally, in every airport lounge in America or Europe, where -- incidentally -- he has a bona fide hit with "Jump in My Car". The Hoff also seems to be always "on," beaming the lovingkindness that has earned him legendary status in, of all plces, Germany (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment) This, from Popbitch only seems to exacerbate our worries about the mental health of the actor formerly known as Kinght Rider:

"Spotted: the Hoff in the bmi lounge, clearly very animated and excited about his flight. He chatted loudly and enthusiastically to everyone, then seemed to get suddenly very tired. He fell into a deep, deep sleep until he was woken by his mobile phone. When the caller asked where he was, he bellowed: 'I think I'm in Dublin'.

"'Alas, he was still in Heathrow.'"

If there were prescription drugs involved -- and we're not saying that -- how many do you think he'd have to take to smooth out that gargantuan head of his?