Picture Pages, Picture Pages ...
At the reporter's mention of "Pooty Tang" the room got so silent you could hear a sparrow fart. (image via NYSocialDiary)
What we wish was in Fergie's shwag bag: Larry King grade industrial-strength adult diapers. (image via photos1 via justjared)
Nice, to be sure, we certainly wouldn't throw her out of bed; but we generally prefer a woman with a bit more -- how does one say this? -- "Arroz con Pollo" about the ass. (image via photos1 via justjared)
Lord Conrad Black of Crossharbour, recently indicted, en route to "getting in touch with his feminine side" in Canadian prison. (AP Photo/CP, Aaron Harris, File)
No blog posts tomorrow. --R