Halloween Picture Pages, Picture Pages, Cont'd



Punk-ass Ecuadoran racist Fabian Basabe with cocktail and a revolver. Point the gun 45 degrees Northwest and squeeze the trigger and you'll be alright, asshole. (image via NYSocialDiary)



"...Because Mariah needed guidance." (image via Hello!Magazine)



Jason Biggs, The Corsair has been wrestling ... with just how to ask you (The Corsair jostles, nervous) -- Will you, Will you be our Bitch? (image via Hello!Magazine)



800 pound Shrek ogress Cameron Diaz, suffering from a crunk-juice induced cognitive vertigo, tries not to upchuck her candy corns and other untold kaleidescopic-colored foodstuffs. (image via Hello!Magazine)