Thursday, November 10, 2005

Fergie to Play Stripper in Sopranos (Or, "Club Bladder-Bing")


Stripper, please. (image via revart.blogs)

Uh, we'll actually pass on the lapdance, thank you very much. Fergie: Urine luck! The Black Eyed Peas songstress has been offered a golden shower of an opportunity. According to the 3AMGirls:

"HOT SHOT singer Fergie is swapping her mic for a pistol to appear in mob drama The Sopranos.

"The 30-year-old Black Eyed Peas star, whose real name is Stacy Ferguson, has won a part in the sixth series of the hit US show.

"Fergie will play a cop working undercover as a stripper in Tony Soprano's seedy club, Bad-A-Bing."

Let's hope that there are no lap dances, as Fergie has, uh, an issue with --ehr -- incontinence. We're fairly sure a stand-up guy like Tony Soprano wouldn't appreciate the extra moistness.

1 comment: said...

There's no doubt, the guy is completely right.