Monday, November 14, 2005

Kimora Simmons Goes Blonde

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A Turkey Neck for all seasonings. (image via photos1 via justjared.blogspot.com)

Kimora Simmons, self-described "fly bitch," has done gone and dyed her mane platinum blonde (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). We don't know what exactly precipitated this outrageous maneuver. We give her a ticket and a stiff fine on the social disdemeanor.

Perhaps Russell wanted some variety in le boudoir; perhaps it fits her misguided self-concept of unmitigated Materialism; perhaps the blonde tresses strategically hide the turkey-neck better (Uhm, no on that count) -- fuck if we know!

Speculate, if you will ...

5 comments:

J. S. Buchanan said...

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kampalababy said...

Quod Erata Demonstratum...Lee Simmons proves what the folks at Fox News have known for ages..blondes are great eye candy. Even a complete moron like Rita Cosby gets her own show (uggh!)...

kampalababy said...

Ron--
Can we see the Corsair's take on Nicole Richie and her recently published roman a clef any time soon?

Ron said...

I'll try to get to it tommorrow, Kampalababy (BTW: I was born in Kampala, so I guess that makes me a Kampalababy too)

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