Kimora Simmons Goes Blonde



A Turkey Neck for all seasonings. (image via photos1 via justjared.blogspot.com)

Kimora Simmons, self-described "fly bitch," has done gone and dyed her mane platinum blonde (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). We don't know what exactly precipitated this outrageous maneuver. We give her a ticket and a stiff fine on the social disdemeanor.

Perhaps Russell wanted some variety in le boudoir; perhaps it fits her misguided self-concept of unmitigated Materialism; perhaps the blonde tresses strategically hide the turkey-neck better (Uhm, no on that count) -- fuck if we know!

Speculate, if you will ...