A Turkey Neck for all seasonings. (image via photos1 via justjared.blogspot.com)
Kimora Simmons, self-described "fly bitch," has done gone and dyed her mane platinum blonde (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). We don't know what exactly precipitated this outrageous maneuver. We give her a ticket and a stiff fine on the social disdemeanor.
Perhaps Russell wanted some variety in le boudoir; perhaps it fits her misguided self-concept of unmitigated Materialism; perhaps the blonde tresses strategically hide the turkey-neck better (Uhm, no on that count) -- fuck if we know!
Speculate, if you will ...
3 comments:
Howdy,
I have found your blog to be intellectually stimulating. Feel free to stick a link in my guestbook (www.jaeford.com).
I'll try to get to it tommorrow, Kampalababy (BTW: I was born in Kampala, so I guess that makes me a Kampalababy too)
Very worthwhile piece of writing, thank you for the post.
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