Friday, September 30, 2005

Sharon Stone's Wardrobe Malfunction

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Sharon: Before (image via Hello!Magazine)

The new face of Dior, Sharon Stone, has been leveraging her kooky "pussy power" to appeal to humankind's better nature for years. Just give this woman a mic, an audience of The Masters of the Universe, and a good cause and she's good-to-go; Stone really is a superhuman philanthropical motivatinal machine -- albeit a highly eccentric, Piscean one. Well, in her enthusiasm to facilitate the transfer of funds from the fortunate to the less-fortunate, Sharon suffered a minor wardrobe malfunction, though, unlike in Basic Instinct, her "beef curtain" remained unruffled (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment).

At an AIDS fundraiser in Santa Monica, according to Hello!Magazine:

"Oscar-nominated Sharon, who chose an exquisite midnight blue dress for her stint in the spotlight, served as auctioneer at the Macy's Passport gala, which also included gourmet cuisine and a fashion show.

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Sharon: After, Not missing a beat; Motivating. (image via Hello!Magazine)

"The Basic Instinct star, renowned for her commitment to causes close to her heart, was pulling no punches as she strode the stage exhorting guests to raise their bids for various trips, products and services. Indeed, so enthusiastic was the beautiful blonde's auctioneering that at one point she suffered a 'wardrobe dysfunction', with her striking backless gown coming unbuttoned at the neck. Help was at hand, however, and Sharon scarcely missed a beat, continuing her patter while crouching down to allow an assistant to come to her aid."

You go, Sharon, with your freaky, off-kilter but, essentially good-hearted self.

5 comments:

palmspringsliving said...

This woman is so cool. I love that you completely nailed her identity "Stone really is a superhuman philanthropical motivating machine -- albeit a highly eccentric, Piscean one."
On top of that, she's ALWAYS the best thing in every movie she's in..and never gets the credit. okok..that's the most 'fan' thing I've ever written about anybody....lol

palmspringsliving said...

This woman is so cool. I love that you completely nailed her identity "Stone really is a superhuman philanthropical motivating machine -- albeit a highly eccentric, Piscean one."
On top of that, she's ALWAYS the best thing in every movie she's in..and never gets the credit. okok..that's the most 'fan' thing I've ever written about anybody....lol

sac said...

Damn, she still looks hot.

Ron said...

she does look wonderful. It was the malarial mosquito nets that melted my heart.

Bubbles, Ink. said...

i'll take her in "Casino" as Ginger...but leave the rest of her work for y'all.