Picture Pages, Picture Pages ...



Occupation? Motherfucking magician. "Magic Man" over here singlehandedly turned a "Do Rag," into a fashion "Don't." (image via thecobrasnake)



After about, like, your 800th botox injection, its so much easier to just mainline the goddamned stuff with a Fuji water chaser on the side. (image via thecobrasnake)



This would-be hipster realizes, far too late, that this is indeed a tough area-code to crack. Even the pigeons here have strong opinions on fashion hits and misses. (image via thecobrasnake)



While yes, indeed, "Willie," your pimp hand IS strong, The Corsair would still suggest, if it's all the same, a nice hypoallergenic moisturizer to take away that pesky ashy skin problem. (image via thecobrasnake)



The oblivious crowd thought Brad's ruthless sleeperhold on Imelda was actually "Lambada: The Forbidden Dance" ... How wrong they were ... (image via thecobrasnake)



Note to self via crackberry: "Count Chocula eyebrows are the new black" (image via thecobrasnake)