Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Picture Pages, Picture Pages ...

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Occupation? Motherfucking magician. "Magic Man" over here singlehandedly turned a "Do Rag," into a fashion "Don't." (image via thecobrasnake)

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After about, like, your 800th botox injection, its so much easier to just mainline the goddamned stuff with a Fuji water chaser on the side. (image via thecobrasnake)

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This would-be hipster realizes, far too late, that this is indeed a tough area-code to crack. Even the pigeons here have strong opinions on fashion hits and misses. (image via thecobrasnake)

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While yes, indeed, "Willie," your pimp hand IS strong, The Corsair would still suggest, if it's all the same, a nice hypoallergenic moisturizer to take away that pesky ashy skin problem. (image via thecobrasnake)

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The oblivious crowd thought Brad's ruthless sleeperhold on Imelda was actually "Lambada: The Forbidden Dance" ... How wrong they were ... (image via thecobrasnake)

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Note to self via crackberry: "Count Chocula eyebrows are the new black" (image via thecobrasnake)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love it, love it, love it! You are endlessly witty!

The Corsair said...

Blog love, crackberry.