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It sounded like a mellon hiting the pavement. But, as laughinghipstergirl's head was full of air, there were no injuries.(image via thecobrasnake)



Shorty's wined and dined with Kings and Queens; now she's laying in the gutter eating pork and beans. (image via thecobrasnake)



Voted by his High School class as "Most Likely to Auto-Erotically Asphyxiate himself." (image via thecobrasnake)



Haul ass in the opposite direction! Schnell! (image via thecobrasnake)



"Mommy needs her arm-medicine. Mommy needs her arm-medicine" (image via thecobrasnake)



Lethargic SWM, 28, into vampire erotica; ISO attractive SWF hemophiliac for romance and play. (image via thecobrasnake)



"I love poetry of Verlaine, Autumnal thundershowers, Turgenev, but most of all I like it when lesbian lovers call each other 'wench' as a term of endearment. That's hott. " (image via thecobrasnake)