Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Paris Hilton's Modern Interpretive Dance

Fresh from the Carl's Jr controversy, Paris is at it again. Apparently, Paris Hilton is not above a little bit of X-rated fancydancing in public (And why is that not surprising?). According to the 3AM Girls:

"Being ladies and all, we wouldn't wish to go into explicit detail about what exactly Ms Hilton was getting up to at the Soho club. Let's just say, the bouncers had to ask the hotel heiress to stop fiddling with her knickers and touching herself."

This is the 21st century! Let's be politically correct here! It's "fiddling with her African-Americans"! ... Oh, (The Corsair blushingly withdraws) "knickers," The Corsair thought she said ...

"Paris has been bleating on about missing her boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis. But she could have decided to miss him in the ladies, and not in full view!"

"'Paris went for dinner at The Wolsley and showed up at Kabaret after midnight with a bunch of pals,' says our source.

"'She was having a great time and clearly wanted to let off steam, but she went a bit too far.'"

Paris Hilton? No. You must be confused, reporter. Aquarians never go too far.

"'She was dancing on the sofas and on the table her mates were sitting at. Paris is a very sexy dancer and was lifting her dress up. But she kept putting her hands down her knickers.'"

The Corsair shoots a suspicious glance.

"'And let's just say she looked like she was enjoying her own company.'"

Oh, no they didn't.

"'It was in front of all the other clubbers, including Kid Rock and Maxi Jazz from Faithless. In the end, the bouncers had a word with her and told her to tone it down.

"'It was an extraordinary show. It's not the kind of behaviour you see in there... Apart from the time Calum Best and Lizzie Jagger got a bit too pally with each other by the doors.'

"Paris and her pals were certainly in high spirits - they put away almost �2,000 of booze at the club, including two bottles of vintage Dom Perignon and three bottles of vodka.

"Our spy adds, 'She was at the same table as last week when she was grinding up against model Sam Branson, the son of Virgin boss Richard. Paris didn't seem bothered that she was asked to stop touching herself up in public. She just carried on dancing.'"

The full story here.

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