Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Picture Pages, Picture Pages


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Above: Quien mas macho? (link via Hello!Magazine)

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Above: Pimpin' aint easy: Ice T, his sexually obscene loin-padawan, "Coco (Averted Gaze)," and a fetching new prospect talk over "bidness." (Radar)

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Above: The well-lubricated socialite-journo Anthony Haden-Guest (giving up "the gassface"), Debbie Bancroft and the astonishingly phony R Couri Hay. (NySocialDiary)

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Above: Alleged waitress shooter Phil Spector rocking The Best Jewfro Ever.

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Above: Do you want to robustly face-punch these two hipster ass-clowns as much as The Corsair does? Do you? (via TheCobrasnake via Fashionweekdaily)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This question has been eating away at me for weeks now and I figure you are the person to answer it. Is Christopher Guest related to Anthony Haden-Guest, and if so, what does this mean for the Spinal Tap franchise?

I'll take my answer off the air.

-sac

The Corsair said...

I am indeed the person to answer it! Lord Christopher Guest (The Fifth Baron Haden-Guest of Saling) is the half-brother of the well-lubricated journalist Anthony Haden-Guest.

What does this mean for the Spinal Tap franchise? The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'

The Corsair said...

Thought you might like this, from The Guardian:

"(Jamie Lee Curtis and Christopher Guest) became Lord and Lady Haden-Guest when his father died in 1996. He also inherited an ermine-trimmed robe and the seat in the Lords, and he felt intensely curious to see what it was all about. 'On my first day, I walked in and got lost immediately. It goes around in a circle and you find yourself in these hallways and they all look the same as the one you were in five minutes ago. One of the gentlemen that worked there saw me coming around the third time and, as I passed by, he said, Perhaps my Lord would like a compass? I turned and looked and he had a smile on his face. There were some wonderful senses of humour in that place.'"

http://film.guardian.co.uk/interview/interviewpages/0,6737,1118875,00.html

Anonymous said...

Darling Ron,

You've really topped yourself with this entry, particularly the "Veni, Vapid, Vici" bit. Bravo.

The Corsair said...

Darling Amanda,

Mwuh.

Ron