(image via my blog wife, the magnificent Miu Von Furstenberg)
We feel a little bit evil about posting this one up, folks. Just a little. We feel oily, oily like that pseudoFrenchman in Fame who led "Coco" (so ably played, by the way, by Irene Cara, thank you) to his seedy walk-up and got her to pose for the topless pictures while sucking on her thumb ("Et-vous, Coco, et-vous") This picture, similarly, is very unsexy. Katie Holmes clearly looks uncomfortable being the focus of this newfound attention. Or very constipated. One or the other.
The eyes are scrunched. The legs are contorted, painfully. It's a white-knuckle moment behind the partition, let me tell you. The lips are pursed firmly in the shape of a cat's ass. There's some preventative "legsweat" apparatus going on 'tween the knees. The less that is said about that the better. Katie's doesn't appear to be having a good time being the new, urban Tom Cruise's girl (TM).
My very funny blogbrother Daniel Radosh will have to wait a little longer for this trend to end.
Above: Katie's ring, via June 18,2005 (link via Stereogum). Latest posts here.
8 comments:
pls leave the poor girl alone
that pic was taken long before TC was in the picture. She's still wearing her engagement ring.
Not only is she wearing her engagement ring, it is obviously before she dropped about 15 pounds. Nothing wrong with those legs in my book.
Photo was taken on 5/25/04 en route to a Stella McCartney Store party. The "preventative 'legsweat' apparatus going on 'tween the knees." is a layer of her gown. She was drop dead gorgeous in the other 30-40 photos published from that event.
yes, maybe...but what up with that bizarro mouth herpes picture ron had unearthed about 10 days ago?
i don't think it was mouth herpes but rather an attack of cold sores...
so what if it's old...im still laughing at the commentary. i cant help but feel a little sorry...just a little.
okay, it's old. You guys are wicked-fast on the uptake. Still, just stay with me on the magic of the commentary.
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