Flavio Briatore Watch


We are obsessed with uberskanky Flavio Briatore. And we know "from skanky"! Okay .. we are duly jealous of Flavio's inexplicable "flavor." Why is this man "poppin"? He's Kryptonite to the Supermodels and -- dammit! -- we want to know why -- Why? Why! Why is this man so "fire"?! (The Corsair ruefully shakes an impotent fist at The Gods."

What does "Flav" have that The Corsair doesn't have, anyway? Millions? An overly aggressive "Mantan"? The $8,000 suits? The Discreet Charm of the Racing cars? An oily, overlouche, Europornish charm?

The Corsair's drinking milk ...

Anyhoo: Flavio, not content at being knocking-up Supermodel Heidi Klum and squiring punchy supermodel Naomi Cambell around the Mediterranean this Spring, is being a bad boy. How bad? So bad that the 3AM Girls call him out:

"FLAVIO Briatore is a braver man than most. The F1 millionaire risked incurring the wrath of supermodel girlfriend Naomi Campbell by flirting with a succession of babes at her birthday bash on Thursday night.

"A spy at the do, held at the swish VIP club in Cannes and sponsored by Evian, tells us: 'Naomi and Flavio arrived together but when dozens of people surrounded Naomi to wish her a happy birthday, he slipped away to try out his Italian charms.'

"Randy Flav was seen stroking a brunette's thigh and holding busty Victoria Silvstedt's hand."

At Naomi Campbell's birthday party?

And when Naomi Campbell gets livid, occupancy figures at the local Emergency Room increase dramatically. In other news, $45,000 worth of clothes and jewelry to be auctioned off for Nelson Mandela's charity was stolen from the yacht. And Kate Moss' car was burglarized.