The Jennifer Aniston Watch



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While Brad and Angelina alternate between making films and practicing mad, squealing, Hotel employee-disturbing ("What's in the booooooxxxx...."), primitive, "Bonobo-love" in darkest Africa (quoth Mr Mickey: "Africa is just a freak with two A's"), Jennifer Anniston's sour puss can be seen "mugging it" in the magazine Pitt-Jolie sidebars -- playing with her iconic hair, chain-smoking, frowning at the papparazzi, looking generally nervous and vaguely raggedy.

The word "insecure" comes up alot now in all the tabloids. And (sotto voce): "devastated." (Averted Gaze) It gets worse (but not for "this thing of ours"), according to the 3Am Girls:

"Friends star Aniston too scared to fly after two-hour delay

"TERRIFIED former Friends star Jennifer Aniston forced cabin staff to let her off a packed plane when it was stranded with fuel problems.

"The actress was returning to Los Angeles after filming scenes for her new movie, the thriller Derailed, in London.

"But after being stuck on the stationary jet for two hours at Heathrow on Sunday afternoon, the 36-year-old was too upset to continue with her journey."

Is this the end of Jennifer Aniston? The Corsair asks with mock sincerity and just a touch of melodrama for showmanship:

"An insider tells 3am: 'Jennifer Aniston got on a plane with a bunch of her minders on Sunday for the 4pm flight out to LA. But because of technical difficulties the aircraft was delayed on the tarmac.

"'After two hours waiting Jennifer decided she was too frightened to stay on board.

"She wasn't rude, but just made it clear to staff that she wanted to get off.'"

Yes, well, we know Angelina's having no trouble "getting off." Too cruel by a half, we know, we know. Our Bombay Sapphire hangover this morning/afternoon is the culprit.

The full story here.