Page Six Blind Item Guess

Once again, the most excellent Page Six has set tongues a wagging in the blogosphere with their blind items. The Sixers write today:

"WHICH plucky pop tart lived up to her bad-girl image with some X-rated action at the recent World Music Awards in Monaco? We're told that the songbird was invited to an orgy by a certain sex-obsessed aristocrat, who ended up with a royal pain after the singer used a sex toy on him. Our heroine coyly referred to the unprintable incident by telling reporters she had a 'strapping good time in Monaco.'"

Sex-obsessed aristocrat is easy: Prince Albert of Monaco. Now, who is the songbird?

Let's work this out together: the key words here are "plucky pop tart," and "strapping good time," those are they keys, respectively, to the nature of the singer, and her sense of humor.

My guess -- and this is just a guess to all those slap happy lawyers out there --- is that this is Mariah Carey, and don't ask me why I made this guess. She seems more Albert's type than Dido or Pink, who also attended. I could be wrong, though.

Yo, Chris Wilson, Most excellent Page Sixer, if you're reading this, hook a brother up on the DL, nah mean?