Billy Bob Left Angelina Because He Was Scared

Manorexic Billy Bob Thornton left Angelina Jolie because she scared him, according to Ananova, via NBC's Dateline:

"In a frank interview with NBC's Dateline show, he admitted she was "too beautiful and too smart" for him

"However he claims they are now friends and that he's been spending time with her adopted Cambodian son Maddox.

"Angelina was Billy Bob's fifth wife. They bragged about their sex lives in interviews and, at one time, wore vials of each other's blood around their necks."

Thornton also gets sassy with interviewer Ann Curry. Here's some of the backtalk:

Curry in a Hurry: How do you respond to the industry buzz that The Alamo is in trouble?"

Manorexia Nervosa: The people who start that crap are the people that I fight with every day. Name one movie where the filmmaker was not asked to cut it. And I'll kiss your butt. This is standard practice.�

Curry: This movie's not in trouble?

Thornton: Of course not.

Okay, Mr. Revisionist History, The Alamo is a flop, you may have to start kissing Curry butt. Thornton actually has a tatoo across his manorexic back that says, "The Alamo." The Corsair is stunned that he has enough space to get the full text on.