Tuesday, December 13, 2005

How Hott is Angelina Jolie?


(image via kennygunnie)

She's off the radar hott. Angelina Jolie's ex, Jennifer Shimizu still has feelings for the better half of Brangelina. According to our favorite superhero gossip duo Rush and Molloy:

"Model Jenny Shimizu says, 'I think we will continue to have a deep relationship. It really does go beyond just the sex.'

"Shimizu's passion for Jolie was tindered when they played lovers in the 1996 film 'Foxfire.'

"'We used to visit strip clubs and there was this tension,' the tattooed Asian beauty tells the London Sun. 'After the second week of filming, we kissed.

"'She is beautiful. Her mouth is amazing. I've never kissed anyone with a bigger mouth than Angelina. It's like two water beds - it's like this big kind of warm, mushy, beautiful thing.'

"Shimizu is ostensibly committed to her partner, Rebecca Loos (who, you may recall, claimed to have dallied with British soccer star David Beckham)."

We prefer to remember Rebecca Loos -- who sports a very meaningful name, by the way -- as the woman who manually gave a domesticated pig a "happy ending" on British TV. (Or, digitally, if you will)

"But she says, 'Whenever [Angelina] calls me up I visit her. It's not always the case that we have sex. Sometimes we go to her property in Cambodia and explore the jungle.'"

Even that's hott!

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