Thursday, July 21, 2005

Gisele Bundchen's Gaping Void


(image via heinars)

Those intrepid Page Sixxies bring up the subject of supermodel Gisele Bundchen's "gaping void," a yawning chasm, dear readers, that The Corsair would generously, and quite lovingly, fill:

"SURE, Gisele Bundchen is gorgeous, but is there anything going on inside that pretty head of hers? Elite Models founder John Casablancas thinks not. He tells Complex magazine that while Bundchen is 'the most beautiful model today, I hate to say it because she has nothing to say from an intellectual point of view. No contribution to make to the human cause. She is an empty shell, one big void as a person. But as a model she is exciting and interesting.'

Which may explain the following. According to Lowdown:

"... A Lowdown spy spotted (Lukas Haas) cutting loose with Leo in the VIP room of Marquee, where DiCaprio was hosting his girlfriend Gisele Bundchen's 25th-birthday party.

"'Leo was like, totally bored, smoking cigarettes with Lukas while Gisele danced around,' says the spy."


(image via Hello!Magazine)

Well, it's not as if Leo and Lukas -- formerly of the pussy posse -- are busy talking Dedekind Cuts.


Gabs said...

an empty shell?? ouch.

The Corsair said...

I know.