Monday, August 11, 2008

Fighting Over Ron Wood



Ron Wood? "Why?" is the first question that comes to mind when the problem of two vibrant women fighting over Ron Wood is posed. Ron "Leathery" is our second thought on the problem of Ron "Wood."

Russia's European tentacles extend beyond the odd dose of Polonium-120 (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment), the manhandling of the continental oil spigot or even the louche billionaires wining and dining their national monuments and snatching up their art and country houses, Russia's European tentacles have ensorcelled a difficult-to-grasp Rolling Stone. From the extremely downmarket Newsoftheworld:

"THE wife of rehab rocker Ronnie Wood is squaring up for a fight with his teenage lover over her old man.

"Jo Wood has vowed to SAVE her marriage to the 61-year- old star even though love rival Ekaterina Ivanova had a secret meeting with Ronnie at his Surrey rehab clinic last weekend.


"Jo, 53, told pals this week: 'I will fight to save my marriage. We will try and work it out.'

"But 19-year-old Katia is equally certain that she will win over Ronnie, insisting she was 'not going to give Ronnie up.'"


Question: Do both women know this is Ron Wood they are fighting over?



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