(image via thisislondon)
Score two for the Russians. RESOLVED: It is not enough that The Russian bear holds the spigots of European oil. RESOLVED: It is not enough that they *allegedly* poisoned a thorn-in-their-side with a really obscure Periodic Table element. Now they are dating the UK's punchiest mocha-colored celebrity that we love to read about. Hyper-violent supermodel Naomi Campbell goes in for, it seems, the oligarchs. And we cannot fail to note, with considerable interest, that the headline of the story says, "Loved-up Naomi Campbell sets sail with her billionaire beau." Please. Naomi Campbell will never be "loved up." That pussy's damn-near indestructible.
If she managed a freak like Mike Tyson in his prime, as well as a degenerate "manwhore" like Tommy Lee, well, a Russian oligarch isn't going to do much by way of damage. From Thisislondon:
"She's notorious for her fiery temper, but yesterday Naomi Campbell put her tender side on show during a romantic cruise with billionaire Russian Vladislav Doronin.
"The supermodel, dressed in a black string bikini, showered her beau with kisses and hugs as they soaked up the sun in St Tropez aboard his luxury yacht, Lady In Blue.
"The pair's relationship has become increasingly serious after Naomi introduced Doronin to 12 of her most trusted friends at a dinner party in the South of France last month.
"With an estimated £1.5billion fortune, the 46-year-old a property tycoon has a penchant for high-living and beautiful women that has earned him the nickname of Moscow’s Donald Trump."
No one wants to be The Donald on the Baltic (Averted Gaze); that's a bad look, brother.
1 comment:
Yeah, but I think a man would have to be set up exactly like a taller-than-average Russian oligarch to take on as big a handful as Naomi Campbell. Think about how much courage the average guy has to imbibe before going up to a woman in a bar and then make the woman tall, rich, legendarily beautiful, and violent. You'd pretty much have to be able to buy and sell half of Moscow to have enough confidence.
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