Christopher Ciccone on Madonna Bio: "(Guy Ritchie) Is One Of The Most Insecure Straight Men I Have Ever Come Across"



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Oh, it's on; it's on like Gray Poupon! David Geffen wanted to marry Madonna? Mama says What?! Madonna gives her just enough rope to keep Ingrid Casares around? There alot in George Wayne's Vanity Fair interview with Christopher Ciccone, which is sure to help make him something of a gay icon. Among the takeaways from VF:

"George Wayne: I am sure your publisher’s lawyers vetted this book.

Christopher Ciccone: Of course. But what I got from that exchange was that I have spent 20 years with this woman and she doesn’t know me. She doesn’t have a clue, which is kind of depressing and kind of amazing. So the process has been kind of incredible. I am enjoying every minute of it. You know if I had written that book—and I could easily have chosen to tear her apart. I could have made it a bloodbath."

And:

George Wayne: Another gorgeous morsel—and the one that will probably be most hurtful in this book—is the whole Sean Penn–Shanghai Surprise drama. That was the saddest part, when she ran into your hotel room screaming, and he was knocking at the door.

CC: For me, that was the moment. I was always a fan of Sean’s, always protected him, and took his side when everybody else didn’t. That moment, that day, was when it changed. At that moment, I was: 'O.K., you suck.'

GW: What about Warren Beatty?
CC: Warren, I love. Warren I would have happily given head to.

GW: Which you probably should have.
CC: Warren was fucking brilliant.

Uh-huh. Also:

GW: Another gorgeous morsel: David Geffen wanted to marry Madonna?
CC: And it was fucking endless. Every time we went to his goddamn house in Malibu, from the moment we arrived until the moment we left: 'Marry me, just marry me.' And she was like, 'Hahaha.' He was endless.

But let's not forget:

"GW: Another gorgeous morsel: you and Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell doing coke at Johnny Depp’s house while he was downstairs smoking pot and swilling bourbon with Liam and Noel Gallagher from Oasis.
CC: I wanted so much to be one of the guys.

Yup. And so much more at Vanity Fair.