George Wayne Merely Admired Leighton Meester's "Rather Firm, Taut and Gorgeous Derriere"



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One of our favorite New Yorkers, George Wayne of Vanity Fair, -- how does one put this? -- sampled the tush of Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester, as reported by Style earlier in the week. And so we asked the great man about that incident. George Wayne messaged The Corsair via Facebook, "I didn't touch that woman! I merely admired her rather firm, taut and gorgeous derriere. She was the most flawlessly styled lass at that fabulous party GW decrees!"

Don't ever change, GW. Don't. Ever. Change.