Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Tori Spelling to Smallville

Tori defies gravity. (image via cinemorgue)

Tori Spelling, or, as we like to call her, so appropriately, "Miss Spelling (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)" has been cast -- ironically -- as a writer. According to Popwatch:

"This sounds far-fetched, but it comes from the reliable Michael Ausiello at TV Guide: Tori Spelling (OMG!) is coming to Smallville, where she'll play the gossip columnist at the Daily Planet. (Wonder if she got the job at the paper because her daddy is the publisher?)"

And we will refrain from mentioning Tori's dangling participles.

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