Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Musharraf Does Jon Stewart

He says it's not a toupee; we beg to differ. (image via dailytimes)

Yes, we thought we misread it ourselves, but apparently Pakistan's oily nuke-weilding dictator is actually doing the Jon Stewart Show. Here are some questions we'd like to submit to the writers at The Daily Show that Pervez -- "Perv" -- Musharraf might want to banswer:

Is that a toupee you're wearing, or did a Tibetan Wild Ass find succor and comfort atop your noggin?

At any point during your tete-a-tete with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, did you attempt to navigate a threesome?

Would you give up Pakistan's nuclear capability to burn the sheets with Angelina Jolie?

Mr. General-Dictator: Could you please say for us, "I am the Law," in your best, oily Sylvester Stallone-ish sneer.

If you were a tree, what tree would you be?

Where's Osama bin Ladin, really? No more fucking with us?

Is the whole "nuke thing" compensation for a small penis?

Do Dictators look up to Pimps in the Great Chain of Being, or is it the other way round?

Was it strange not being able to have your ghostwriter beheaded?

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