Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Jessica Simpson to the Duke Boys: Grow Up

"Just two good ole boys, never meanin' no harm, beats all you ever saw been in trouble with the law since the day they was born."

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According to
Ananova, all is not well on the set of The Dukes of Hazzard:

"Jessica Simpson has reportedly fallen out with her co-stars on the set of the new Dukes of Hazzard movie.

"The singer, who plays hot-pants wearing Daisy in the movie, is said to have grown tired of Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott's constant teasing about the size of her butt."

Straight'n the curves, flatten'n the hills ... someday the mountain might get'em but the law never will. Making their waaayyyy, the only way they know how. That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.

"A source said: 'Johnny and Seann have been saying her butt looks big compared to the original Daisy. They know she's sensitive about it.'"

Just twoood ol' boys, wouldn't change if they could. Fightin' the system like a two modern day robin hoods ...

"'In one scene, Johnny and Seann are in the car as Bo and Luke talking to Daisy and then leap out. But in one take they leapt out naked from the waist down. Jessica freaked out and told them to grow up.'"


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