Saturday, August 04, 2007

Where Have All The Trannies Gone, Part Deux

(image via kodak)

We asked earlier in the week where had all the trannies gone. The cosmos supplies an answer. The Advocate, which has an interesting story titled "Brett Ratner Knows Gay Sex" fills the void -- so to speak, no pun intended (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). Ratner, deflecting criticism of homophobia in Rush Hour 3 revealed a tender side wholly undisturbed by a little unintended man-on-man amour. According to TheAdvocate (link via Defamer):

"Advocate: What about when (In Rush Hour 3) the girl takes off her wig and Chris Tucker becomes angry and accuses her of being a man?

"Ratner: No, no! That's from my personal experience. My first blow job was from a man, but I didn't know it was a man. That's where that comes from. It's based on personal experience. It happens to a lot of people."

Suuuuure. (Averted Gaze) It's kind of like The Five Second Rule for consenting adults. A trannie mouth-blast isn't really a trannie mouth blast, if, like, you thought she was just a really buff chick transporting a provolone in "her" undergarments while patrolling the "Meatpacking" district. At 3 AM. And whatnot (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)

... This goes a long way in explaining the creepy-worshipful man-crush he has on Robert "Watersports" Evans. In the event of some inadvertent trannie beej on an errant Friday night, just dust oneself off, roll one's eyes and chalk it all up to experience.

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