"Assy" Keeps It Classy
(image via askmen)
Of late, TMZ has been trafficking friskily in the adjective "Asstastic," usually in reference to Kim KardASSian, or somesuch entertainment industry non-entity known primarily for the way they jiggle (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). The latest of these is a hunk of cheesecake known as "Vida Guerra (Averted Gaze)."
Life is war? Of course it is.
"Asstastic swimsuit model Vida Guerra claims she could have gotten out of a parking ticket in West Hollywood last night -- if she would have let one of the meter maids see her naked!"
Corsair Etiquitte Tip of the Day: Turn the other Ass-cheek. Corollary: You can't have "Classy" without some "Ass" in the middle.