Saturday, August 18, 2007

"Assy" Keeps It Classy

(image via askmen)

Of late, TMZ has been trafficking friskily in the adjective "Asstastic," usually in reference to Kim KardASSian, or somesuch entertainment industry non-entity known primarily for the way they jiggle (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). The latest of these is a hunk of cheesecake known as "Vida Guerra (Averted Gaze)."

Life is war? Of course it is.

From TMZ:

"Asstastic swimsuit model Vida Guerra claims she could have gotten out of a parking ticket in West Hollywood last night -- if she would have let one of the meter maids see her naked!"

Corsair Etiquitte Tip of the Day: Turn the other Ass-cheek. Corollary: You can't have "Classy" without some "Ass" in the middle.

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