Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Sienna, Scratched Up

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You know, Sienna, a Kaballah red-string bracelet is cheaper and less painful. (image via thesun)

When it rains it pours. As if it isn't bad enough that her Eurosmoothboy asshole Jude Law cheated on her with a marginally attractive -- at best -- nanny, thus breaking her heart; must her chicken-bone thin arm suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune as well? This, according to TheSun:

"TROUBLED Sienna Miller steps out with shocking red scratches covering her left arm.
The stunning actress � battling to save her romance with cheating fianc� Jude Law � said she got the nasty weals by scraping against a rock while swimming in the sea."

What a coincidence, she got the nasty Jude by scraping under a rock ...

"They were clearly visible as Sienna, 23, left Wyndham�s Theatre in London�s West End on Monday night.

"She had been performing in the play As You Like It.

"A source close to her said: 'Sienna went to the seaside at the weekend and was swimming in the sea when she brushed up against a rock, hurting her arm. It was nothing serious.'"

Now would not be a good time for Sienna to buy a lottery ticket.

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