Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Picture Pages, Picture Pages ...


"Jennifer Aniston was right! This is for Brad Pitt. Billy Idol's calling. He really does want his look back." (image via thecobrasnake)


"sniff-sniff, giggle-giggle ... rusty pipes ... sniff-sniff" (image via thecobrasnake)


More municipal fuckwittage at work: The garbage goes on the inside of the truck, assholes. (image via thecobrasnake)


Floats like a butterfly, stings like a papercut. (image via thecobrasnake)


Post-coitus, the members of the band finally allowed Madame "Everyone-Gets-A-Ride" the opportunity to remove her sweaty pillowcase. (image via thecobrasnake)


"Willem Da-faux" unzips, gingerly, allowing "Nosferatu" to come "peeping" for some night air and exotic Southeast Asian cuisine. (image via thecobrasnake)


The insistent gentleman's Gallic charm notwithstanding, Tess Truehart only had eyes for the bass player. (image via thecobrasnake)


As the clock struck twelve in Williamsburg, the bidding on the last can of domestic-ironic beer became quite heated. (image via thecobrasnake)


Though the particulars of "African dictator chic" change in the fullness of time -- i.e. the leopard skin Mobutu cap gives way to lighter materials -- the rifle as fashion accesory, that never changes. (image via AP)

1 comment:

Claudia said...

For Christ's sake, would you please stop being so Goddamned funny?!!? I am not even thru the African Dictator Chic yet! Bwahahaha !! Thank you so much for making my day...