John Kerry's Manhood

As if to make up for that whole lack of National Security street cred, the backers of the Democrats (Jann Wenner in that infamous Rolling Stone cover of Al Gore) try to insinuate that the nominee has a massive shlong. John Kerry is no different (link via Fleshbot via Wonkette). They may not belive in the death penalty or military bases in every congressional district, but they have three legs.