Get Your Courtney Love Tickets!!!

Observe firsthand the long slow, and possibly pantyless decline of Courtney Love into the abysmal gutter that is showbiz.

Guys, snatch them up fast -- shnell! -- cause tonight Courtney Love show is going to be on like Gray Poupon! Here. (link via the ultra cute Ultragrrrl) See you there. I got mine, I'm there: I'll be the one munching Oxycontin in the front row, heckling.