Friday, September 14, 2007

Vincent Gallo Insists Sevigny Fellated Him

Thanks for sharing, asshole.

Vincent Gallo --as in the "whine" -- is a psychological cross between a vermin and a fungus. The man is just "grotty." He strikes us as existentially belonging to both the animal and vegetable kingdoms, but always lurking -- the right word -- among the lower orders. There is something so .. disgusting about the man.

His name is always mentioned in connection to fungi. And that just seems ... right. From those intrepid Page Sixxies:

"Gallo ranted in an e-mail: ''The Brown Bunny' is an ultra-low-budget film. With that in mind, the expense to create a prosthetic that could pass on film would be well out of the film's budget, and so far no one has come close to making such a thing pass as real . . . For example, Mark Wahlberg's rubber [organ in 'Boogie Nights'] was far from realistic and was only seen for a few seconds. If one wasn't blinded by jealousy, it would be easy to tell [my] scene was real. Chloe Sevigny herself has publicly said the scene involved us performing real sex.

"'Why then does Scheck promote doubt about the scene's authentic nature? I speculate it's because Mr. Scheck most likely has a very small, ugly penis and needs to believe that only in make-believe does anyone have one like mine!'

Just a fucking pig, this Gallo. We're sure Academy Award nominee Sevigny who has moved on to bigger and better things is thoroughly regretting her youthful indiscretions (And, worse, having it captured on film).