Friday, September 14, 2007

K-Fed To get $20,000 Per Month in "Spousal Support"

If he crouches any lower, K-Fed will impregnate the Earth.

When are we going to let go of the outdated concept of "spousal support," or the equally absurd concept of an alimony based on a "pre-divorce lifestyle." We are no longer living in the 1950's. Able-bodied people can work. Perhaps it will take the sheer ridiculousness of the volatile-loined K-Fed -- an able-bodied man who is doing well on national commercials and tv guest spots -- collecting a king's ransom for the rest of his life before we as a society decide to scrap these outdated social practices. From TMZ:

"We've gotten hold of a document that discusses K-Fed's right to spousal support. It says Britney shall pay her ex 'the sum of $20,000 per month, payable on the first (1st) day of each month, commencing on November 1, 2006, and continuing thereafter until death of either party, remarriage of Respondent (Kevin) or further order of the court...'

"As we first reported, K-Fed signed a prenup which cut off his $20K support after November, 2007. The order we just obtained was signed by the judge -- today."

Now, you might want to go take the morning after pill if you spent more than a coupkle of minutes reading this. That's how Papazao-powerful K-Fed's fertility is.

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