Sharon Osbourne Wants Colin Farrell to play Ozzy in Biopic



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There are not too many people who would pick the mercurial "Cock Out" Colin Farrell over tried-and-true thespian Johnny Depp to perform the role of their lifemate in a major Hollywood film. (The Corsair pours himself a glass of the black wine of Cahors, elixir of Popes) Sharon Osbourne, who admits on the Howard Stern Show to having had $200,000 worth of plastic surgery, is going with Colin over Depp to play her husband in the white-hott Ozzy biopic. Says Marksfriggin as to the reason why:

"Howard read that Johnny Depp and Colin Farrel are both trying to get a role playing the part of Ozzy in a movie about his life. Sharon and Ozzy talked about how big Colin's dick is in the home sex tape that's floating around the web. She was saying that Ozzy's dick is like a donkey's as well so that's who should play the part."

Charmed (Averted Gaze), We're sure. There you have it.