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Helen Gurley and David Brown, her own personal slab of aged-beef, are still -- how does one say it? -- making "sheet music." We'd like to take this opportunity to thank them, truly thank them, for sharing that little chestnut of their long-lasting ardor. From Rush and Molloy:
"In case her trademark fishnet stockings didn't let you know, former Cosmo editor Helen Gurley Brown wants to inform you that she still has a rockin' sex life. 'Don't mean to sound braggy (you know I don't know how to keep my secrets), but my 90-year-old playmate [David Brown] and I are still sexually involved � pleasurably, reasonably frequently.'"
Can you imagine the role playing games they must engage in to keep things "fresh." They must have gone through all the familiar erotic repertoire of the early 20th century -- he: the railroad magnate, she: the penniless cigarette girl at the Stork Club; she: the MGM starlet, he: the vendor at the drive in; you get the idea.
Some things are best left to the imagination. This, dear reader, is not one of them. (although, and we reluctantly say this: It is sort of cute)
1 comment:
This makes me smile! Great to hear-and they have all the time in the world to do whatever they like in their last years I guess!
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