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We love us the Williams sisters. They seem to have good heads on their shoulders. One never hears of a Williams Sisters scandal. Okay (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment), that brief, weird pop-cultural instance when Serena actually dated Hollywood manwhore Brett Ratner, notwithstanding. (Averted Gaze)
Serena, BTW, is our favorite celebrity Jehovah's Witness. That's why ... we were a little baffled and hard pressed to explain as to how Serena could mispronounce the ubiuitous name of the Best Actor nominee (now: Best Actor winner).
Yesterday, From Marksfriggin:"Gary told Howard (Stern) he had a clip of Serena Williams he might want to play. He played that clip and Serena called Phillip Seymour Hoffman 'Phillip Semen Hoffmore.'"
(A considerable pause) A Freudian slip?
Today we get the answer. Serena was a little -- how does one say it? -- tight. According to those intrepid Page Sixxies:
"TENNIS superstar Serena Williams seemed a little overserved at a Vibe magazine Oscar pre-party in L.A. Our spywitness spotted a wobbly Williams being helped out of Republic nightclub by two friends. 'They were literally holding her up and keeping her steady so she could walk out,' clucked our spy. Serena - who'd been indulging in free-flowing Moet Champagne - stumbled out early from a party that drew the likes of Queen Latifah, Terrence Howard, Kimora Lee Simmons, Ludacris and Nia Long."
A--fucking--dorable.
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