Mick Can't Get No .. Satisfaction (But He Tried)



Never break-- this heart of Stone. (image via newsoftheworld)

This is truly a sad day. (The Corsair tips his tricorn pirate hat) Mick Jagger has lost his mojo. Although he attended the various Oscar afterparties with his longtime (for Mick) girlfriend L'Wren Scott, the Rolling Bonesman couldn't quite close the deal with an Argentinian beauty. According to the extremely downmarket Newsoftheworld:

"News that the legendary lothario FAILED to bed a model who spent two nights at his palatial home will send shockwaves around the world. Stunning Luli Fernandez told us: 'I did not have sex with him.'

"And, as if to hammer the last nail in the coffin of the Rolling Stone's wildman ways, she added: 'I went into his room to go to the toilet. The bathroom was full of cans...of all sorts of vitamins.'
Jagger, 62, made a beeline for 18-year-old Luli at a party during the Stones' current world tour in Argentina.

"... The singer�who has bedded hundreds of beauties in 40-odd years of rock excess and is currently dating model L'Wren Scott�invited her back to his Buenos Aires mansion.



Sir Mick and L'Wren at yesterday's Oscars. (image via wireimage)

"As she looked around, Luli realised she was the only female there. She said: 'I thought there were going to be 20 people, but there were only seven and I was the only girl. Mick said he only wanted me by his side.'"

(Soft "Behind the Music" theme) But even Time wasn't on Mick Jagger's side:

"... Luli added: 'I felt very close to him without having sex. It didn't matter that he was Mick Jagger. He is a man that could be my grandfather...and that does not seduce me at all.
... Maybe if he was 30 years younger I would marry him.'"

This is a sad day for vicarious supermodelizers everywhere.

The full, sad unexpurgated story here.