Friday, March 24, 2006

Picture Pages, Picture Pages ...

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Cuff him and stuff him! It took a while, but the acting police finally hunted down and arrested Bruce Willis on the charge of intellectual pollution for his role in the detonation of that infamous Hollywood stinkbomb "Armageddon" (image via wireimage)

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It is a proven fact that ironic food is less fattening. (image via thecobrasnake)

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Cold-blooded predator Lisa Gastin-ho peruses the red carpet, always on the lookout for that childless billionaire with an inoperable brain tumor. (image via wireimage)

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Oily, over-cosmeticized former soap actor John Stamos presently in the process of overhauling his image to the more bankable, "Hairy ... over-cosmeticized former soap opera actor." (image via wireimage)

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