Picture Pages, Picture Pages ...
"Again, the devil took Diane Kruger to a very high mountain and showed Her all the kingdoms of the world and their glory." (image via style)
Dear Santa: This is what I want for Christmas (I've been good), Yours, The Corsair.(image via fashionmodeldirectory)
Would you like a greasy pork sandwich served in an ashtray? (image via thecobrasnake)
Word to the wise: Peach Schnapps, no matter how florally benign-smelling, is not, nor ever will be, your friend. (image via thecobrasnake)
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." (image via thecobrasnake)
-- We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday .. (image via thecobrasnake)
The visor Cyclops wears to prevent random discharge is lined with powdered ruby quartz crystal -- and, unfortunately, Valtrex. (image via thecobrasnake)